"When I grow up, I want to be 5'10"

askinnyblackman:

zyrthi:

whenever i get upset i just look up “happy chairs” on google. i mean, look

they’re so happy being chairs, it brings a smile to my face

they’re happy because they know they’re gonna get some ass

I’m so done with this website.

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1:59 pm • 22 May 2013 • 78,096 notes

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1:52 pm • 22 May 2013 • 42 notes

Message me a body part, this looks so interesting

Hair:	What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin:	Do you tan easily?
Eyes:	What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose:	What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth:	Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue:	What was in your last meal?
Windpipe:	Do you sing?
Neck:	Do you wear necklaces?
Ears:	How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks:	Do you blush easily?
Wrists:	Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands:	Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers:	Do you play an instrument?
Heart:	Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs:	Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest:	Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach:	Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back:	Are you a virgin?
Hips:	Do you like to dance?
Thighs:	Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees:	Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles:	Have you ever been arrested?
Feet:	Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes:	Do you like country music?

1:39 pm • 22 May 2013 • 193,756 notes

excuse me while i feels all over the place

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1:04 pm • 22 May 2013 • 11,685 notes

bleacherreport:

Former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher has announced his retirement from the NFL after 13 seasons.

Urlacher was an eight-time Pro Bowler and five-time All-Pro, and says via his Twitter (@BUrlacher54), “I will miss this great game, but I leave it with no regrets.”

12:53 pm • 22 May 2013 • 65 notes

theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

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12:51 pm • 22 May 2013 • 96,007 notes

When i found out Canada banned members of the Westboro Baptist Church from entering their country

satanslust13:

funny-town:

canada keeps better and better

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8:44 pm • 18 April 2013 • 63,971 notes

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7:44 pm • 11 April 2013 • 205,448 notes

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11:30 am • 5 April 2013 • 44 notes